35 Epic Fails to Improve Your Sense of Accomplishment

1.

“Today I celebrate the 2-year anniversary of breaking off my front tooth. By breaking off the other one on a piece of bacon.”

2.

“New cable lines installed, boss!”

3.

“So my girlfriend tried to take a picture with her puppy when a bird slammed into the window.”

4.

“My friend dressed up as his mom & tried to get his phone back.”

5.

“I’m literally in a bathroom stall at work right now covered in clown paint. I just tried wiping it off and it’s not coming off.”

6.

“Candy lips, Expectation vs Reality”

7.

“Nailed it. I tried doing ombre nails for the first time.”

8.

“Grew my hair out for 4 years. It was at the healthiest it had been in my entire adult life. This is what I asked for vs what I got.”

9.

“My buddies’ dog really got that good haircut.”

10.

“Wanted a simple manicure for my wedding in March. Here is what I got. I was upset but also couldn’t stop laughing.”

11.

“I’ve been looking for my third shaker spiral ball for a couple of weeks now.”

12.

“I had a lot of a laughs when that inflatable thing came in.”

13.

“I bought period underwear.”

14.

“These 2 bras are labeled as the same size.”

15.

“My wife just bought a new dress. Now I need to throw the car off a cliff.”

16.

“What I thought I bought vs what I got”

17.

“This is what my super expensive couch looks like 2 years after buying it.”

18.

“My friend bought the mask of Walter White from Breaking Bad.”

19.

“Those 2 dots are the cream.”

20.

“These alligator socks I bought my partner for Christmas”

21.

“I ordered a dress shirt online and it came with a security tag still attached.”

22.

“A hair styling doll I bought for my daughter”

23.

“My girlfriend thought she found the perfect winter coat until she put the hood up.”

24.

“Fiancée tried to make doughnuts but added too much butter. I introduce to you, the muffnut.”

25.

“Tried my hand at sledding today.”

26.

“Security tried to get this cat out of my local supermarket. Failed.”

27.

“My friend wanted to take a nice picture of her daughter.”

28.

“Never ask your hairdresser for ’something different.’”

29.

“Downside: having this on the back of my head. Upside: everyone found it hilarious.”

30.

“This can of chips I just bought”

31.

“I bought ’silver’ wrapping paper, only to find out it’s clear.”

32.

“The tag on my new sports bra had 24 pages.”

33.

“Just don’t order anything from social media ads.”

34.

“This toiletry trash can that opens into the other stall.”

35.

“You’d better not drop your card while you’re withdrawing cash.”