34 Things That Felt The Effects of Father Time
Nothing escapes the grasp of Father Time.
We are but play dough in his hands, our pathetic bodies softening, melting under his touch. We are powerless to resist.
But resist we do. Whether it's a crystal marital aid from some friend of a (not) friend's Etsy store, a gym membership you honor for six weeks, or gluten-free, probiotic, plant-based, cleansing, ginger-turmeric eye drops, we try to slow time's advance in myriad ways.
But entropy finds a way.
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The Border Of My Tattoo Turned Into A Stretch Mark During My First Pregnancy, Now It Looks 3D
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My Grandfather’s Liberty Dollar He Carried For 50+ Years Because “A Man’s Always Gotta Have A Dollar In His Pocket”
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My Sister Has Kept The Same Koosh Ball Chain On Her Keys Since The Early 90s. What It Is Meant To Look Like vs. What It Actually Looks Like Now
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The Colors Of This Bronze Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Is Fading Where People Touch It The Most
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They Served Me Well For 6 Years But It Was Time. $220 Plus A $60 Resole A Couple Years Ago From The Local Cobbler. Looking Forward To Another 6 Years
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“Biodegradable” Cups That Were Buried In A Composter For 15 Years. Everything Else Turned To Dirt Except These
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My Rotting Goomba Pumpkin Looks More Like Goomba Now Than It Did When It Was Freshly Carved
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My Great Grandfather’s British Army Issue Pocket Watch Along With The German Bullet That It Stopped In France 1914
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