34 Times People Took Things Way Too Literally

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Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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Not What I Meant, But Ok

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Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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This Girl Waiting Here

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Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

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Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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Picture On The Credit Card

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Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Master

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Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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Coffee Shop Compliance

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My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

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My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

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This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

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We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got