26 Intriguing Yet Terrifying Birthday Cakes That Actually Exist

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What is this?

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Grandma's having a field day with this one.

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Well okay then.

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It's only impressive if real fire comes out the middle

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Talk of the party.

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So much going on here.

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Someone actually ordered this terrifying thing.

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Good news is nobody else wants to want to eat it.

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I just...

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Extra points if the heels are wearable.

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Perfect for that 40th birthday.

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I mean...

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Hey Alexa, stuff my face.

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Nailed it.

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Yikes.

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Why though?

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Anyone else creeped out by the "daddy" part?

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That cake could put an eye out.

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They're living in 3021.

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Nightmare fuel.

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I mean, it's unique.

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Cake chicken.

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I'm speechless

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I'm sure Sophie will love it.

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Chicken cake.

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Crazy cat cake.

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Just give me all of my fears on a cake, thanks.