Thirty-Four Dogs as People We Can Definitely Relate To

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He hates his data entry job.

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He only eats ~organic~

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Gives you a Werthers if you're nice.

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He is taking up acoustic guitar.

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And it's Wine-O-Clock.

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Has 5 subscribers and they're all family.

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Needs a vacation to Vegas.

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Gentrifying a neighborhood near you.

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Has meal-prepped the entire month.

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Wears only old lady perfume.

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Wouldn't get married unless she's really "the one."

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She's also a regular at Starbucks.

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She's a no-nonsense kind of gal.

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She has a pie-making Tik Tok.

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He's rad and woke.

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Owns a rescue Australian Shepard.

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He'd offer them cigs.

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Eats a 400 calorie lunch everyday.

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Has a sugar daddy just for fun.

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He would like to go to Italy with you.

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Orders mocha grandes.

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Has a dusty wallet.

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He has also read the Communist Manifesto.

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Lives for drama.

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