33 People Who Are Not Having Fun

1.

“Spilled coffee plus Crocs plus socks”

2.

“My friend’s GF’s dad sent them a cutting board for their housewarming.”

3.

“I went through the Taco Bell drive-thru with a friend. When asked if we wanted sauce, I said: “As much as you’re allowed to give me.”

4.

“You’ve failed in your mission.”

5.

“I asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. So she put it on low-broil, and forgot to take the plastic cover off.”

6.

“Either my dog got bored or somebody brought home a tall beaver. And I can’t find the beaver.”

7.

“Installing a metal roof flawlessly”

8.

“I sank my 4-wheeler while looking for my phone that also sank.”

9.

“My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.”

10.

“Just trying to ride a bike near a nesting magpie.”

11.

“My wife won’t stop laughing at me.”

12.

“I went to show my bunny the forest. It sounded better in my head.”

13.

“I appreciate your attempt to clean, my random party guest, but wooden cutting boards do not go in the dishwasher.”

14.

“I tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone ‘cotton swab.’ Guess who’s at urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?”

15.

“I forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna.”

16.

“I couldn’t find my dog and was worried she somehow got out. Turns out she locked herself in the bathroom and decided to redecorate.”

17.

“Yesterday I asked a man with a sign ‘hungry, anything helps’ if he wanted a freshly baked bagel. He was super thankful and nice.”

18.

“Landlord said he was installing shower doors.”

19.

“Someone at my stepdad’s work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.”

20.

“Ah yes... repairing the ground, uh.”

21.

“Not my job to keep the gate working while installing drainage.”

22.

“I wonder what came first.”

23.

“I have to suffer from looking at this every time I go shopping.”

24.

“They just made the strawberry part too big, so they had to adjust the amount of the others. But it’s still funny.”

25.

“I have to look at this every day.”

26.

“Uh, where’s his mustache?”

27.

“My wife ordered a bottle of spices, and they didn’t have it in the store, so they shipped it, and it came exactly like this.”

28.

“Put up that speed limit sign.”

29.

“Aren’t the pickles supposed to be on the inside.”

30.

“This one’s kinda impressive.”

31.

So, can you make a right turn here?

32.

“Ground staff pulled the wrong handle and MD-80’s butt fell off.”

33.

Deadbolt’s ready