32 Hilarious Tweets Reacting to News Ellen DeGeneres Has Fled the Country

Ellen DeGeneres had fled the United States. If you love Ellen and are sad about this, this website and the internet as a whole might not be the place for you. The rest of us are rejoicing that this blonde, dead-eyed culture vulture is finally sailing away from our land, hopefully for good.

The internet is hilariously celebrating the move with a fervor that matches the end of World War Two. There are also many theories as to what her other motivations may have been. Of course, she was canceled not long ago after it was revealed she was horrible to her staff and just an all-around nasty person. 

People are also pointing out that she once revealed she has a cute pet name for P. Diddy, Cuddle McSnugglestuff. So maybe his downfall signaled to her that it was time to get to safer shores. Others are suggesting she has Epstein ties because her talk show set was eerily similar to his spooky island temple.

Whatever the case, we’re glad that she’s officially an expat, and you should be too.