25 Famous People With Skeletons That Have Escaped the Closet

1.

Woody Allen was hiding in plain sight. Waited until his stepdaughter was 18 (if you believe that part), then started banging her right away! While still with her mom! And married her!

2.

Kanye. There is no excuse for his propagating of white supremacist slogans and classic antisemitism about Jewish power, especially with the platform he has.

3.

Jared Fogle from Subway. Started out with a mild cholesterol problem and ended up with a child molesterol problem.

4.

Mahatma Gandhi would test his 'purity' by sleeping with naked girls that were underage and related to him.

5.

Bill Cosby, accused by sixty women of r*pe, drug facilitated sexual a****lt, sexual battery, or other sexual misconduct. You know at first I was skeptical. I thought that there's probably a lot of vultures in Hollywood just waiting for a lawsuit to get their pound of flesh in. But then I saw this clip from The Cosby Show, and I immediately was put off. It's right there, he's grinning as he admits it to the world, but nobody knows but him — delighted that his secret is hidden in plain sight.

6.

Tom Cruise. Scientology abuses people quite a lot, read more up on the survivors' accounts (non-famous people) and you'll see why he's creepy.

7.

R. Kelly, sexually a*****ted dozens of women.

8.

Harvey Weinstein. Over 80 women in the film industry have accused Weinstein of sexual abuse acts.

9.

Gwyneth Paltrow. She promotes wacky wellness trends and is obsessed with strange diets and procedures (like rectal ozone therapy). Even though she's a good actress, I find this obsession creepy.

10.

Jimmy Savile. Sexually abused hundreds of people throughout his life. The stories some of the nurses who worked in the children's wards he visited have some stories about him that would make your toes curl, to the point they told children to pretend to be asleep before he turned up so that he would avoid them. He was also known to spend time down in the morgue for 'reasons'.

11.

Phil Spector. Absolute musical genius, but a very deranged S**T excuse for a person who abused his wife (Ronnie Spector) and kids, and shot a woman to death (actress Lana Clarkson) for refusing his sexual advances toward her.

12.

Jared Leto is a massive creep and cult leader. He has been accused of sexual a*****t a few times, and there’s compelling evidence against him, but for some reason not enough to get him charged. He'd been harassing other actors on set in the name of ‘method acting’. He has sent his co-stars used condoms, an*l beads, and even a dead rat

13.

Danny Masterson. I'll never forgive him for ruining That 70s Show for me. I was looking forward to introducing it to the kids at the right age (especially because there's a certain line from Hyde that I used to quote all the time) but now just thinking about watching his stupid smug serial r*pist face on screen makes my stomach turn.

14.

Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old when he was 38. That's very creepy. By the way, and I had forgotten about this before, but does anyone remember the episode where they ogled a 15-year-old and Jerry defended it as being normal?

15.

No one's mentioned Roman Polanski? Shocked quite a few people when his arrest/prosecution/flight from justice became news. He drugged and sexually a*****ted a 13-year-old girl. When he won the Academy Award for best director, he got a standing ovation. Harrison Ford accepted the award on his behalf and made a special trip to Paris to hand deliver the award. Hollywood is full of p**o-loving scumbags.

16.

Jerry Lee Lewis didn’t just marry his 13-year-old cousin, he also had two wives who died under mysterious circumstances in the 1980s. Rolling Stone did a huge story that more or less said that he’d murdered one of them, but that as one of the richest people in that part of Mississippi the sheriffs etc. wouldn’t touch him.

17.

Ezra Miller. They've gotta have something wrong in the head, and the fact that they didn’t lose their acting job truly upsets me. Hope that young child they [allegedly] groomed is far away from them and back home.

18.

Alfred Hitchcock was a weird one. Basically stalked some actresses and tried to control their lives; told them what they could/couldn’t eat, where they could/couldn’t go. He sent Tippi Hedren inappropriate Valentines letters. She claims he threw himself atop her in a hotel room and kissed her — and in her biography accused him of sexual a*****t.

19.

I'm kind of shocked nobody has mentioned Armie Hammer yet. He’s tried to convince women he’s dating to get a rib surgically removed so he can eat it. What he wants, though, is to own those women. He wants them to submit to him- not because he’s paying them off, but because they want to. It’s a sexual thing for him (like it is with many serial killers). But the willing submission I think is a huge part of the appeal to him.

20.

Met Jack Hanna once at a zoo charity. He had wandering hands when he took pictures with girls. I know Jack through a family friend who used to buy animals from him. She bought them to save them from those canned hunt things. Jack Hannah is a creepy animal abuser and it makes me so mad when people think he’s an American Steve Irwin. Because he’s actually Cruella Devil.

21.

Matt Lauer. Matt was a much-loved NBC presenter until his reputation was tarnished by sexual a*****t allegations.

22.

Isaac Asimov. Self proclaimed Dirty Old Man who directed his perversity at female fans, secretaries, and graduate student researchers of his prolific non fiction, and not at women who had power over him, like editors.

23.

John McCrea (lead singer of Cake) creeps on underage girls. I'd heard rumors and just didn't pay much attention like a lot of gossip but then he weirded out on a friend's little sister at a concert. She didn't look older for her age, either. Actually the opposite.

24.

Leo Dicaprio. He's reportedly “really bothered” by the joke that he's unwilling to date anyone older than 25. He is about a day off from breaking the under 18 barrier.

25.

Jim Carrey, just generally being creepy toward women.