30 Cursed Dating Profiles That Probably Won’t Be Your Valentine

I’m here to tell you that if you don’t have a Valentine lined up for this year, it’s too late. You blew it. You could try finding a Valentine on the dating apps, but you’d honestly have better chances just showing up to Walmart with a sign that says “Seeking Soulmate”.

If you’re Valentine-less, check out these pictures to get a small sampling of the dating pool available to you on the apps in 2025. You can go ahead and delete Tinder. On the other hand, if you’re one of the lucky folks coupled up for V-Day, enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of those poor lonely losers. This is the time of year to really flaunt your relationship. Rub it in their faces.