The Funniest and Dankest Tweets of the Week

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Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?

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This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.

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This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.

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This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.

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I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.

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The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.

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