27 Tweets Perfect For Laughing At

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We've never thought about it like that before.

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"Umm, yeah I hope it does" - me seeing a sign that reads "road work ahead"

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My eyes are like a hawks and my patience is nil

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This is the way

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Meow

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This is why you don't text and drive

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Do not test me right now

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Says the guy who uses "money"

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Breaking News: Man takes nap after eating 3 'mister-crunchies' for lunch

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We'll anyone want to weigh in?

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Did I just take acid?

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I'd watch it

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Show this to your globe-truther friends and see what they say then.

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If I didn't look it up, I wouldn't have believed this was a real sport.

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Totally normal thought.

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Okay bet.

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This checks out.

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Leave Paul Dano alone, he's earned his Batman meltdown.

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Oh we've got a comedian on our hands.

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it's true, I've seen it live.

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And this man would later go on to become Prince of Scottland, Sir Charles Crut of the clan Ton

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Please, take my money.

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Not gonna lie, he had us in the first half.

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