31 Things That Escalated Quickly

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A sun tan that Satan himself would approve of.

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There's a fine line between bravery and outright stupidity.

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If you were a Roomba, wouldn't you?

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A great excuse for sketchy, Tesla-owning husbands everywhere.

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When you're both a really good boy and a really, really bad boy.

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"Slightly used."

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Based only on what I'm seeing here, you better keep her happy.

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"Are trains supposed to have turbulence?"

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There's a story here.

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"Just a stone's throw from the water."

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When God specifically hates you in particular.

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Well, it's not the Sharpie's fault.

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