30 Crazy Pics Clicked by the Mayor of WTF Town

Nathan Johnson Published 09/19/2021

The first time my cousin told me about WTF Town, I was intrigued.

"The whole thing is overpopulated with hyper-sexual, hyper-aggressive apes." He said. "And they choose to put their soft, fragile bodies into gas-powered, plastic containers that propel them forward at speeds many orders of magnitude beyond what they designed to endure -- and do it altogether, with only inches and seconds separating them from absolute destruction at any moment."

I was terrified. I didn't want to go anywhere near WTF Town or it's wild ape population. "Where is WTF Town?" I asked, just to make sure I never come with twelve parsecs of the place.

"It's the third one from the main star in the system. The one with all the water."

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