25 Ridiculous Things People Actually Ordered at a Restaurant

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These are just so strange.

People are so freakin' weird. I think we all have little food quirks that others might find odd - I, for instance, enjoy my cereal to be ever-so-slightly soggy and every piece of cereal must be stirred in so it makes full contact with the milk. Some people's quirks, however, are just too weird not to discuss publicly.

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Okay this seems a little excessive, also can't you cut off your own crust? What are you 5?

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I would have the "trots" for a week if I ate that much ice cream.

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This is how you get diabetes.

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Why wouldn't you just buy a jar of mayo and some bread and make your own at that point?

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That looks disgusting, I'm not even going to lie.

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Some people must just be a glutton for punishment.

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