30 Times Life Really Truly Sucked

1.

My toddler and I walked to the park …… just to find that the whole playground has been removed :/

2.

Going to visit my family, had to postpone my trip 2 weeks, now I had to book a cruise ferry to get there…. it ran aground and I’m now stuck on this ferry.

3.

Cut myself shaving this morning and must have opened it back up.

4.

Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays!

5.

Spilled bleach on my new black pants.

6.

My knife broke when I tried to cut the watermelon I just bought, just to find out that it went bad.

7.

An unfortunate scenario.

8.

rip to the guy who just left his pizza on the car

9.

Wet Ass Packages

10.

When you drop the milk just right.

11.

Australian summer starts today; my 2-day old air freshener got the memo.

12.

Our glass living room table calved a smaller, much sharper, table while we slept.

13.

Got a nosebleed while wearing a white mask.

14.

Got home from work and found some sparkling apple cider. Drank bout the whole bottle before I noticed it was expired by 5 years, it didn’t taste off or anything, it just looked darker and there were some black flakes at the bottom. I’ve been shitting pure liquid for the past hour.

15.

I had this hat for a VERY long time and today I Took a closer look and to my surprise, the images were well this.

16.

My friend drew me this winter wonderland picture on my shop window, only for a van to be parked in front of it for the last 24+ hours.

17.

Saw this on FB with someone asking for a contractor. Holy shit!

18.

Didn’t realize one of my glove fingers broke until I was done dyeing my hair.

19.

It’s so hot in Australia, our outdoor lights melted.

20.

My friend writes “Apparently I bought a brining bag instead of a baking bag”

21.

Quarantine has been rough on my hair.

22.

None shall pass.

23.

I ordered a 6ft tall rainbow tree from a Facebook ad and this is what showed up! I’m crying from laughing so hard, I’ve never had this happen in real life!

24.

Cost of sugar in rural Alaska. The 10# bag of flour next to it is $32.

25.

Having currywurst in your trunk.

26.

Trying to clean a wooden bridge in The Netherlands.

27.

PS5 gets delivered today and I just happen to break my thumb.

28.

“Did anyone save the copier repairman’s number?”

29.

My smoke detector is leaking Balsamic Vinegar… because the landlord’s baby knocked over a huge bottle of the stuff, and it poured into the vent system, so now we have balsamic vinegar dripping out of everything.

30.

Wanted to save money by repairing the microwave myself it slipped my hands while unmounting it and broke the glass top.