31 Times People's Day Went Sideways

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“Knelt down to get a ping pong ball from under the table at work and heard a little rip…”

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“I thought I was having a bad day until I drove by this.”

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“Split my shorts wide open whilst doing squats at my local gym.”

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“Asked my wife to pick up a sixer of PIFF beer, in the purple box. She sent me this pic.”

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“This is my last bit of food until I get my last paycheck on Thursday. Lost my job on Monday. Just after I put the cheese on I realized it expired last year.”

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“My girlfriend opened her jewelry-making box upside down.”

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“Have a final in an hour, only pair of glasses just broke”

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“My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes.”

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“My BBQ food truck burned down last month.”

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“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”

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“When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.”

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“Spent 24 hours making chicken bone broth, only to make this rookie mistake”

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“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”

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“I guess no pizza for me tonight.”

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“Received this today. Kinda resembles my mental state.”

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“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”

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“Just broke the sugar dish that’s been in my family for 4 generations.”

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“Found discarded on the side of a building today. Felt bad seeing it.”

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“This is what I get for cheating on my diet.”

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"Lost my phone in an overgrown field behind my house... the landscapers found it."

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“Saved for 4 years to buy a BMW, 3-days later this piece of metal bounced from the highway into my headlight. The dealership wants $2,895 to fix it.”

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“Yesterday our neighbor’s tree gave us a great view of the stars.”

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“My car this morning”

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“So, how’s your day going?”

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“Accidentally cut through my home’s fiber cable while doing some gardening.”

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“What having a cat is like:”

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“Accidentally let my shorts touch the floor for 2 seconds in the airport bathroom”

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“My new trainers arrived today”

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“A few years ago, I worked at an Apple Store and a fella brought in 16 in MacBook Pro that he bought off of Amazon. This is what Amazon shipped him.”

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“Couldn’t get out of my driveway this morning. I had the car towed and now my neighbor is pissed.”

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“Bucket of paint fell from attic, wiping out dresser, carpet and walls”

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Ok then.

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“While moving my daughter out of her apartment, a couch was dropped on my head.”

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“Today’s special: Chocolate Water.”

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“My wife got bitten by bed bugs in a hotel”

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“I did an air mold test in my apartment.”

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“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you, he filled up my car with the wrong fuel.”

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“Was mowing some tall grass when I ran over something metal and speared my car’s tire.”

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“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”

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“Forgot to check the radar this morning.”

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“My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my ceiling collapsed.”