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30 Statements That Aged Poorly

Not everything ages like fine wine. Indeed, few confident statements and deadpan declarations actually stand the test of time. Predicting the future is serious business -- just ask any low-rent weatherman how insanely underappreciated its difficult really is. That said, some predictions are rooted less in science and backed less by facts and figures than, well, plain old stupidity.

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Makes you wonder.

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You're welcome.

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You're a real piece of work, Jerry.

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I hear that Jeffrey Dahmer was a very polite guest too.

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Ah, if only if only.

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I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

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Somebody sounds a little bitter.

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Classic.

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Psych!

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You're sure, right? You wouldn't publish it if you weren't sure, right?

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