1. When someone tries talking to me in the morning when I first get up.
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2. When I can't find my wallet.
3. When I realize I severely screwed up filing my taxes.
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4. When I come home and realize the crock-pot is still turned off.
5. When I attempt to socially interact with people.
6. What I expect, when she says she'll be ready in a minute.
7. When I see Han Solo at the end of the new Star Wars Trailer.
8. When I bite into a bad peanut.
9. When someone tries to show me " something funny" on the internet, and I've already seen it many times.
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10. When I'm in a particularly boring lecture and my laptop hits critical battery.
11. When the annoying person who never shuts up finally says something relevant.
12. When my significant other texts me that I need to stop " behaving like a robot and suppressing my emotions".
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13. As a PC gamer, when GTA V takes several minutes to load.
14. When took me 36 hours to download GTA V, and then I realized that my PC isn't good enough to play it.
15. When I decide to floss my teeth for the first time in a very long time.
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16. When Amazon says my shipment has been delivered, but the UPS truck never stopped by.
17. When my roommate and his girlfriend start fighting but I hear my name brought up...
18. When I'm unable to connect to the internet.
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19. How I feel when Internet Explorer tries to be my default browser.
20. When I'm driving behind a BMW waiting for them to do something stupid and they finally do it.
21. Every morning when I have to get up.
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22. When the waitress asks if I like my food just after I've taken a bite.
23. When she's finally in the mood.
24. When I overhear my mom talking about how she and dad are maintaining a healthy sex life in their sixties...
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25. When your crew spots a group of single ladies at the club.
26. When I get hit while playing dodgeball.
27. When I come home after a night drinking and find cold pizza on the table.
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28. When I'm about to get into the shower, but there's a spider.
29. My gf's reaction when I dropped my knife in a restaurant and got on one knee to pick it up.
30. When you get drunk for the first time with your friends.
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