30 Puns to Prepare You for Battle in the Punderdome

Nathan Johnson Published 05/23/2020

Whether you're already a dad or just a dad in training, you can never have too many puns lodged in your brain cavity. There's always room for pun more!

Not many people know this, but 'pun' is actually a shortened version of the word 'punishment,' because that's how painful it is to hear these jokes aloud. In fact, in the U.S., people used to be sentenced to life in prison just for reciting a pun in public.

OK, that may not be 100% true but we're having our intern Tyler look into it and we're pretty certain he'll come back saying we were right.

If you think you're a real pun master, feel free to click this and go head to head with more of the worst jokes on the internet. Cheers!

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