30 Portraits of Ugly Inbred Royals

Not being hot enough can destroy an empire.

All the royalty in Europe is inbred. They've married their own cousins, nieces, and nephews for centuries, but they still look really attractive – according to their own families. To the rest of the world, these people look like gobliny little frogs wearing crowns, but that’s kind of insulting to frogs.

Here are some faces only a mother could love and probably marry.