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30 People Who Got Literally What They Asked For

You want what you want. But you should be careful what you wish for.

If only someone had told us that last year when the office was out on our annual eBaums World Wilderness Expedition. Foolishly, we decided to use our shared stash of fallen eye-lashes on a collective wish to see a real, live wendigo (a pile of eye-lashes is quite a sight, by the way.)

And, well. We got what we asked for. We saw a wendigo. Then we saw a wendigo tearing apart the interns. Then we saw almost nothing as every man for himself started running through the cold, pitch darkness of the northern forests.

So yeah, be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. But be especially careful if it's a wish related to wendigos.

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Ordered A Double Big Mac Last Year. Used The Self Service Machine And Added As Many Patties As It Would Let Me. I Can't Remember What The Number Was But This Was The Outcome

2.

Asked For A Cherry Coke At A Restaurant

3.

Asked For Extra Kebab Sauce... Dunno If They Obliged Or Murdered The Closest Person Next To Them

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I'd Like The Ravioli, Please, With A Truly Unreasonable Amount Of Parmesan Cheese

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My 10-Yr-Old Only Wanted Pumpkin Pie Today. I'm Working So I Just Ordered Two Pies From McDonald's, Three Minutes Before They Closed. There Are 14 Pies In Here. I Have So Much To Be Thankful For

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The Restaurant Asked If We Wanted A “Side Of Ketchup”

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I Asked Chef For A “Bacon Cheeseburger”and This Is What He Gave Me. Was Told I Should Post Here

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Enlarged Fries

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I Asked For A Little Extra Feta On My Salad

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Told The Meals On Wheels Lady That I Love Their Gravy. Day Made

11.

I Asked For Extra Cheese On My Cali 4x4 Burger

12.

When Your Daughter Asks Santa Claus For A Giant Cherry Pop Tart

13.

I Asked For Extra Veggies On My Whitefish Salad Bagel Sandwich...

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Asked Waffle House For As Much Chocolate Chips And They’re Allowed To Give Me

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Asked For Extra Everything From Chipotle... Was Given A Burrito As Big As My Forearm

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Asked If They'd Be Willing To Slip One Extra Into My 10-Box

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I Asked Them To Make My Burrito “As Spicy As They Are Allowed To”. I Should Have Been Concerned When The Chefs Started Laughing And Cheering, But I Was Not Expecting This Level Of Heat. After I Painstakingly Finished It, This Is What They Revealed They Used

18.

Asked My Server If They Could Just Give Me All Potatoes Instead Of A Fruit Bowl + Potatoes

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Promised My Partner An Extra Thick Layer Of Marzipan On The Christmas Cake

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Asked For Extra Egg With My Fried Rice...

21.

When You Don't Care How Your Sandwich Is Cut Up

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When An Unruly Customer Demands Crispier Edges On Their Pancakes

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23.

Asked For A Light Snack When I Got To Grandmas, Couldn’t Have Been Happier

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The Lovely Family-Owned Diner In My Town Knows Me By Name. Mentioned I Wish I Could Order Extra Sausage Gravy For Dipping My Hashbrowns. Was So Pleasantly Surprised When I Got To Work!

25.

Asked For No Tomatoes On My Salad, Waiter Asked If Bacon Was Ok. I Jokingly Said All The Bacon... He Delivered

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Ordered A Dozen Donut Holes, Was Given The Donut Holes And A Dozen Donuts. Ate As Much As We Could!

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BF Asked For Extra Mushrooms At Breakfast

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They Didn't Have Any Other Sides Cos They Were About To Close So I Got Like 100 Fried Pickles

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I Didn’t Even Ask For Extra Olives Or Mushrooms, But Wow

30.

Asked For Extra Peanuts On My Pad Thai

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