30 People Having A Worse Day Than You

1. I Think My Dad Regrets His Decision To Clean The Gutters With A Leaf Blower

2. I Took Some Aspirin When I Was Tired Really Late At Night. I Realized An Hour Later That What I Took Was Not Aspirin

3. Friend Bought A New $500 Speaker Today, Tripped On The Stairs 4 Stories Up While Carrying It Above His Head

4. Yesterday Our Neighbor's 80' Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Skylights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing

5. You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened While You Were Gone

6. In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner. It Was A Trap

7. “I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure”

8. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

9. Somehow Chucked A Dirty Nappy In The Washing Machine This Morning

10. My Neighbors Had A Party Last Night. That’s My Trampoline

11. Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet

12. At Least He Left A Note There

13. A Bird Pooped In The Open Mouth Piece Of My Coffee

14. Schrodinger's Baby

15. Mistakes Were Made In The Media

16. GF And I Have Covid. Heater Went Out, Technician Can't Come Out Due To Quarantine. Decided To Try And Fix It Myself

17. I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket

18. Results From An Allergy Test - My Body Reacts To Every Type Of Local Allergen

19. I Have Two Outlets In My House That Don't Work. Purchased 2 New Outlets To Replace Them. Turns Out There Are No Wires To Connect Them To

20. “2021 Dad Of The Year” Ladies And Gentlemen. I Told Her To Shower, Instead Of Rinse Her Hair Out, Right After Dying It

21. So How Is Your Morning Going?

22. Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today

23. That Time I Went To London And Finally Got To See Big Ben

24. Is It Funnier Knowing That These Are Antidepressants?

25. Went Down To The Basement To Do Laundry

26. We Heard Crash In The Middle Of The Night - Though That Was A Thief But It Was This

27. When You've Been Looking Forward To A Reese's All Day But Then You Open One Up And Find A Worm In It

28. I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda

29. Amazon Speedy Delivery, Right To Your Living Room

30. Mistakes Were Made