30 Unlucky People at The Moment of Their Misfortune

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We all make mistakes. We're only human, after all. But that's alright as long as we learn from our mistakes. For example, yes, we did lose our new Chief Meme Strategist in an unfortunate incident last week involving the core of our Meme Reactor.

And, while Mike will sorely be missed, we now know the importance of a sturdy blast door and an array of anti-matter weapons. And that not all interdimensional portals are people-friendly. And we like to think that Mike would be honored to have been a part of that.

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’’I broke my apple slicer and accidentally created a very dangerous apple.’’

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’’Today is not my day, apparently.’’

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’’I decided to change barbers. I also have a date in 1 hour.’’

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’’So I ordered a pizza today...’’

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’’I just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home.’’

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’’I found a coupon for a free grilled chicken salad and I did this when popping it open.’’

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’’I fell asleep on my charging cable. I have client-facing Zoom meetings today.’’

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’’’Have kids,’ they said, ’It will be fun,’ they said.’’

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’’How my mom’s surprise birthday cake arrived’’

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’’I missed my breakfast.’’

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’’I found my kid’s watch he lost 3 months ago.’’

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’’I walked around all day with a thong hanging out of my hood.’’

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’’I have a school concert in 2.5 hours.’’

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’’My brother wanted a wireless mouse, and a kid wanted to help.’’

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“I asked my girlfriend if she ever made a snowman and she showed me this photo of her childhood.”

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“What? Why are you still here? What did I throw out in the morning?”

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“Grabbing breakfast before running to the office on Monday”

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“I’m not going the toilet at my job ever again.”

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All cats’ thoughts about winter in one photo

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“My long boy gets stuck and can’t turn around.”

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An incident with starch — it doesn’t look like he’s sorry.

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“He accidentally left his sunroof open during the snowstorm.”

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“My son did it.”

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“Try to walk a mile in boots that are both for left feet.”

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“Free business idea: a pasta package that doesn’t explode when you try to open it”

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“Somebody must be having a bad day.”

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We wonder what happened to the owner of this bag.

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“I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter.”

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“A student in my class tried using 4 devices to cheat on a quiz but somehow managed to get the wrong answer on all of them.”

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’’Why would you buy groceries when you can grow your own?’’