24 Clever Comments That Clapped Back Hard

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A good thing too, I like being able to find grapefruits in the grocery store.

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He just knew he'd partner with Jennifer Lopez twice.

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I drive that thing like a boat... in my mind before I get in the shower.

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If they were I'd still be out there trick-or-treating.

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Can you drink 60 beers on a plane?

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Sexism is alive in America. This isn't an example of it.

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It's a long list after all.

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Maybe people shouldn't be hypocrites on the internet.

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Mr. Worldwide over here.

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Everyone is on the apps these days.

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I'd rather put a turbo on it or something...

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In fairness, we're all observing zeptoseconds all the time.

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Nah, if they say no homo before they do it then it's not gay.

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YouTube knew the joke wasn't funny.

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By the time you get to that point you've usually done the heavy lifting anyway.

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I'm not sure if genius is the word choice I'd use.

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No wonder masculine men are so scared of them.

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