30 Smarta**es Who Took Things Literally

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My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

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My Dad Asked Me If I Wanted An Egg Sandwich. I'm Not Even Mad, This Is Genius

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My Grandma Wanted Some "Creative" Grad Photos Of My Friend Since We're Graduating At The Same Time. This Was Her Least Favorite

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Asked For My Cheese Steak To Be Made With Love. They Delivered

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Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home

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We Told Our 3-Year-Old That New Year Is Special Because You Get To Toast. Later, She Said: "Are We Gonna Make A Toast Now?" And Thus, A New Year's Day Tradition Was Born

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Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed

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Someone At A Festival Offered Me A Little Bag Of Coke

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This Is The Picture Amazon Sent My Bill To Say The Packages Were "Delivered To A Family Member Directly"

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My Buddy Was Told He Could Wear A Costume

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Always Asked For A Skateboard As A Kid. My Parents Said Not Until I'm 35. Today They Delivered

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They Asked For A Lion Cut, They Got It

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Told My Boyfriend I Was Getting Him A Burger For Christmas

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Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

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My Cousin Wanted Cake And Ordered One. Told The Bakers To Write Whatever They Wanted Because It Was For Just For Her Anyway

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I Was So Busy In The Kitchen I Didn't Know What To Do First, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil'

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Picked It, Thanks

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My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach. The Foreign Worker Didn't Understand What He Was Saying

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This Brazilian Girl Is A Big Fan Of K-Pop And All Korean Culture, So Her Father Without Understanding Much Wanted To Personalize Her Party

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Not Gonna Lie, This Is A Little Too Accurate

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My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged

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Can't Blame The Answerer

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My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids Write A Letter Home After The First Week

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I Asked My 5-Year-Old To Keep An Eye On His Sister While I Served Him Dinner, I Peek Out Of The Kitchen And Find Him Like This. His Sister Is In Good Hands

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A First Grade Class Was Asked What They Would Say If The Pilgrims Showed Up At Their Door On Thanksgiving