29 Memes So Dank It's Frankly Confusing

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"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."

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50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.

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"Okay. That's one."

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"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"

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Or maybe you're just nine years old.

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It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."

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Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.

8.

That's more like it.

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"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."

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How Is Smith.

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"Oh sh*t -- a person!"

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It is 2003. Just worse.

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Well, I am desperate.

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Get it? It's because he's--

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Just end me and get it over with.

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Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.

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It's only a problem if you make it a problem.

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Some pun about hanging.

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We've all been there.

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It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.