28 Choosey Beggars Who Demand More and More

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I'm sure some scalpers still have one.

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A poor person Android just doesn't cut it for being accepted in school these days.

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Next time she should just bring a water bottle to dump in the pool.

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Sounds like the person having a wedding more expensive than $30,000 might be the financially irresponsible one.

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I'm sure the comedy club has mac books for sale too.

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Uno reverse card engaged.

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Chairs do exist for less than $150. Probably a better option than murder.

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Has she done the math on this? Not sure which answer is worse.

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You know, just do this highly skilled job for us for free. It's not like UCLA doesn't have the money.

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Ah yes, anything being sold must be broken. That's why you want it so bad.

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"Must be willing to job for free." - Brought to you by a red flag near you.

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"You win some you lose some" is actually a great line. Tough to argue with that one.

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They don't need luck. But do need a discount.

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It's red! That changes everything.

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Not exactly sure who she thinks is going to agree to all of these terms and be happy with them.

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Can't afford to pay a livable wage for your full time job offering, with your CORPORATE job salary?

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