28 of The Most Ridiculous Laws In America

1.

In Ohio it is illegal to disrobe in front of a portrait of a man.

2.

In Massachusetts photographing up-skirts photos can be considered as crime.

3.

In Indiana it's illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

4.

In Oklahoma it's illegal to make love with an automobile.

5.

In Alaska no person may drive a vehicle when there are three people in the front seat.

6.

In Maine its unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

7.

In New Jersey a person can be arrested for slurping soup in public.

8.

In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

9.

In Texas it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

10.

In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

11.

In Vermont it is illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates you do.

12.

In Hawaii coins are not allowed to be placed in ones ears.

13.

In Rhode Island it is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

14.

In New Mexico defacing rocks is a crime.

15.

In Maryland hammering a nail into a tree is punishable by a fifty dollar fine

16.

In Florida a person may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.

17.

In Washington it's illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

18.

In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

19.

In Kentucky it's illegal to paint your lawn red.

20.

In South Dakota it's unlawful to cause static.

21.

In Arizona you may not have more than two dildos in a house.

22.

In Kansas it's illegal to serve wine in teacups.

23.

In Connecticut pickles must bounce to officially be considered pickles.

24.

In Wisconsin it is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

25.

In Nevada it is illegal for men who have mustaches to kiss women.

26.

Hollow logs may not be sold in Tennessee.

27.

In Nevada it is illegal to put an American flag on a bar of soap.

28.

Oregon: one may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on the highway.