27 Times Sh*t Hit the Proverbial Fan

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"This is what happens when you let your little brothers use your 185 dollar gaming headset for their Xbox"

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"I lost my phone on a festival, a few hours later I found it burning next to the campfire"

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"Amusement Park Pizza. Cost me $11"

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"$6 for this tiny smoothie"

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"Patient at our eye clinic just got a new dog…"

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"Was in a middle seat and paid extra $ to upgrade to a “window” seat"

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"My neighbor spent a ton of money on a granite mailbox post. They used an “O” instead of a zero to make the street number. It annoys me every time I walk by."

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"I paid $19 for 8 of these tiny @$$ wings from a local bbq joint"

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"Dog ate my money"

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"My wife said she had something crazy to show me after we ate lunch."

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"My diploma that I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars to get."

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"My cat decided to share her lunch with me via my headphones"

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"Just bought my first house. Was told there was hardwood under all the carpet. Tested a discreet corner in the closet, which did in fact have hardwood beneath. But not the living room. Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now…"

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"Roughly 600 plates broken"

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"Probably the most expensive treat he’s ever gotten"

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"Toddler learned how to use the microwave"

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"My house got hit by a tornado yesterday, it's heavily damaged but still standing, and nobody is injured. I have no idea how to get the grill out of my pool's deep end though."

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"Had a leak develop in our laboratory this morning. Nobody was on campus to catch it so there was 4 inches of standing water and countless ruined pieces of equipment."

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"A $5,000,000 oops"

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