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27 Horrifying Toys That Will Traumatize Your Children Forever

What were people thinking when they made this stuff?

Published 10 years ago

What were people thinking when they made this stuff?

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1
This playdough injector that's making parents mad.

2
This suggestive Buzz Lightyear.

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3
This creepy pregnant baby.

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Hitler.

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The "Puberty Doll" allows kids to witness a girl's transformation into a woman. Might be educational, but definitely not for toddlers.

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An actual stripper pole...with instructional DVD.

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A doll that actually pees (or flashes people).

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This unhealthily skinny-but-pregnant teen.

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The "Oreo Barbie."

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Penis Gummies.

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This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals.

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This pole-dancing toddler.

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The "Water Wiennie."

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The suggestively shaped Dora ...thing.

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15
This robot Punisher with a huge pocket rocket.

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The "Cuddle Monkey."

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17
Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on.

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This Lego Concentration Camp-looking place.

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This face that looks like it's about to eat your soul.

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This mouse child creature thing.

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21
Triple X-Men.

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This murderous chimp.

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23
Mr. Buttons.

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Whatever the hell this is.

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25
These zombie Ewok babies.

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This suggestive frozen "toy."

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27
Finally, E.T.'s probing finger.

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