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27 Fresh Memes We Paid an Unpaid Intern to Eat with a Knife and Fork

Last Tuesday we called our highest-performing intern into the Editorial Throne Room and gave them the good news: because of their exceptional performance the week before, they would be granted the privilege of eating this week. Once they were finished mopping up the tears of peasant-joy they'd spilled on the floor, and as we looked on, grinning under our top hats, we had their meal carted in. Oh, how we chuckled with remorseless joy as the servant lifted the cloche, revealing a freshly-printed stack of 27 dank memes .

"Disappointed?" Shape_Grifter asked, one unfeeling shark eye gleaming behind his monocle.

"N-no, not at all Grifter sir."

"Then eat up!" Damn_Nation cackled as another peeled grape was lifted to his mouth. "Or should we call in ZachNading to teach you how things work around here?"

"And don't forget your bonus!" UsedCarMan cheered while he and Ramble_Kron rained small denominations of cash down from the balcony seats above, cackling gleefully.

And the one-dollar bills fluttered over our spotlit intern as he struggled to chew his reward, and a wonderful Wednesday afternoon it was.

1.

Weird. Next, they'll say is I'm not allowed to peep through their windows in the dead of night anymore. Absolutely ridiculous.

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Also Dad: I ate your wafers. All of them.

3.

And wondering where all the cigarettes are.

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Shoot first, ask questions later.

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There's also a report that an old and unwanted bucket was stolen in the small Welsh village of WhoGyvesUhShytte.

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Speaking of Meta.

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A fine year.

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Definitely relevant to us and our audience.

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Steve-O has mastered both sides of the Force.

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Yup.

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Why do I hate all the Spider-Men here?

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Referring back to the meme about 1840s child miner slaves.

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Again, referring back...

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It's fitting the aussies would refer to a unkillable death-machine visible from outer space with the silliest and most immediately disarming nickname.

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Ha. Ha.

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This one made me very, very sad.

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Look me in my eyes, child. I still have to time to make another one.

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I pick 'going outside.'

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The real strategy is to insert as many typos as possible to keep them on their toes.

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And I'll do it again.

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Promise?

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I honestly thought the joke was that the 720p had better resolution.

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Nobody is cool.

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