26 Clever Boat Names That Will Make You Abandon Ship

Nathan Johnson Published 04/01/2019

Listen if you're going to buy a boat, you're going to have to come with up a funny name. Those are the rules. Sure you're going to get some looks. Sure you're going to be judged. That's boat life, baby.

Though some of these boat names are pretty horrible, they're nothing compared to these miserably unfortunate names given to people who undoubtedly hate their parents.

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