26 Dumb Celebrity Headlines No One Asked For

There’s news, like wars, politics, major climate change stuff. And then… there’s celebrity news. Unfortunately, the internet is sort of dominated by the latter. We’re not sure who’s genuinely reading headlines like “Why Tiffany Haddish Was Kicked Out of Ballet Class at Age 27”, but we don’t like them.

Who cares? Why do we need to know that this one celebrity makes their own soda, or has had illness for a couple of years? Some of them are so mundane and pointless to write about, that you’d think these people were gods. Apparently that’s how some people see them. But if you strip away the celebrity, and see these people as just people, you realize how stupid it is that there’s an article about one of them posting a meme.

Here are some ridiculous, totally pointless celebrity headlines we really didn’t need on our feed.