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26 Car Accessories that Scream "I'm a Giant A**hole"

Cars and trucks come in many shapes and sizes. Some people take it a bit further by adding various stickers and accessories to their vehicle in an attempt to make some kind of statement or perhaps show off their "personality".  Recently on an AskReddit thread, the question was asked 'What's something people put on their cars that automatically makes you assume the driver is an a**hole?" and people just could not wait to chime in with their answers.

So take a moment and check out this collection of things people put on their vehicles to tell the world to avoid contact with them at all costs. Just don't get all in your feelings if you're guilty of something or several things in this list.

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Every time I see a truck with "locally hated" on the back window I think yep you're probably an a**hole. - I_dont_know_you_pick

2.

Any sort of MLM advertisement, Mary Kay, the wrap it works, AAmway, etc. -DepecheCLashJen

3.

Any sort of gun-related decal... whether it be a state with a gun built into it or something like "Come and take it" or "Keep honking I'm reloading"... Little peepee energy is strong with these folks. - KyleforShort

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4.

Those fake nuts hanging off a trailer hitch. -ACam574

5.

Calvin peeing decal. -otcconan

6.

Fake bullet holes. It’s like (the kind of life I lead just might put me in the line of fire) except not because, you know they are not real. -fairnuff77

7.

“Salt Life” stickers, especially in states / places nowhere near salt water.. -Bard321

8.

eyelashes on headlights.. what are you 12? -EvenFlowYo

9.

Political propgranda (from any side) is cringe af. - MightyEagle

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10.

The blacked-out license plate covers. Whenever I see that tinted sheet over the plate, I avoid that car like the plague. Those people are trying to hide their plates for a reason, and they always drive like idiots. -GlassesGuy904

11.

Social media / Cash App tags. Hella cringe. -ChosenOne41

12.

Those blinding headlights. It's like "Yeah you can see but now I can't." They have to know they're blinding people, and if they don't, they're stupid a-holes. -alienduck2

13.

Those Coexist bumper stickers, but also the ones that use the same font and say Eat A D**K. -MajorTHor

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14.

Confederate flag. Especially in northern states or states that didn't exist before the civil war. They might as well paint their car with a sign that says I'm a racist and live in the past. -citsonga_cixeld

15.

Punisher Skulls, watch out we got a bada** over here. - WessizleTheKnizzle

16.

"BABY ON BOARD" yet drives wild and does 100 mph on the freeway. -bakedEnginner

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17.

Not necessarily an accessory, but if I ever see someone in a truck "rolling coal", especially if it's done to people outside enjoying life, I immediately wish for them to suddenly perish. -Electroleum.

18.

Those tiny little wanna-be race cars with super loud exhaust pipes that sound like a cross between a bumble bee and a gas-powered RC car. Does anyone really think these sound good or that anyone is attracted to them now? -EnderFlight

19.

Saw one that said “pull my hair if you’re gonna ride my a**” and she looked even trashier than I expected. - ItsMeBenedickArnold

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20.

Those speakers on the OUTSIDE of the car. It’s specifically to be an a**hole, especially because they’re never listening to good music. -Sabbagery3

21.

Energy drink stickers like Monster and Rockstar, it's just a (crappy) beverage.. why are you worshiping it? -oldmanjenkins51

22.

Giant LED bars on trucks that have clearly never seen a worksite. -E39S62

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23.

Stick figure family stickers. Just... why? -YaskTYoo

24.

I remember walking past a car with an "infowars" sticker on it and thinking "lol there's a way to show everyone you're an arsehole". And then I realized it was my friend's husband's car. Yep... arsehole. FollowTheDarkRabbit

25.

Middle finger flags that say f**k you. -cramulous

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26.

Stick figure humping the word "It". Skarma664

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