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25 Things That Scream "Red Flag"

Sometimes people doing something suspicious while acting completely legal. Over at r/AskReddit we found some legal things that people do that could be considered illegal.
1. Child beauty pageants -u/ryanshedy
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2. Mowing grass in the rain -u/ProbablyOnTheClock
3. I’m an amateur hobbyist that loves building crafts, so the hardware store is a place I love going to when I need inspiration for some projects. Recently I bought small pipes, nails, propane refill, and electrical tape. I didn’t realize it as suspicious until my friend who works there stopped to say hello and jokingly said “what project are you building today, a bomb?”. I looked down in my cart and realized, “shit, it does look a little suspicious.” -u/gobij82718
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4. Using the urinal next to a guy also using a urinal in a row full of empty urinals. -u/Krispenedladdeh542
5. Following another car for too long especially in side streets. -u/Kiwozzie6
6. Driving from Maryland to Colorado and back within 3 days. The Illinois state trooper who pulled me over at 1am seemed rather disappointed that my husband and I weren't trafficking drugs. Wajime7375
7. Belonging to the Church of Scientology. -u/Xandrabirdy
8. Now hiring! up to $20/hour! -u/ZephyricScout
9. Standing really close to the person in line in front of you. -u/rachels17fish
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10. Having an insanely high electric bill. -u/guyuteharpua
11. brushing your hair with a fork. -u/anonymous-dancer
12. Hiding 600 hundred thousands dollars in cash in your megachurch's bathroom walls. -u/sconels
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13. Filling up a glass from home with milk, and bringing it with you to the store and sipping from it while you shop. -u/wajime7375
14. Standing the wrong way in the elevator. -u/marc7169
15. Based on Nextdoor posts from my neighbors, apparently "wearing a hoodie" should be on this list. -u/HawaiianShirtsOR
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16. flying a kite at night. there's something so un-wholesome about it. -u/t3rra0513
17. Unpaid internships. -u/jemappellepatty
18. Taking pictures of strangers at a public beach. -u/Hollywood899
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19. Has anyone said NDAs? Or are we not allowed to talk about it? -u/DarlingDeath
20. Scalping and reselling. I think the PS5 resellers were found to be so widespread and sketchy that the UK seriously thought about passing something to make scalping actually illegal. -u/gobij82718
21. Civil Asset Forfeiture. The fact that the government can say we don’t know what your doing with that money but we’re going to take it anyways to prevent you from committing a crime we can’t charge you with is outrageous. -u/JimboNinjaMudTires
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22. An older person who exclusively dates 18 and 19 year olds. -u/Erc0x278
23. Someone who confides really intimate details of their personal life with somebody they just met. -u/lrrkr
24. Buying ALOT of syringes (without the needles) The chemist that was at the register did not like this at all. -u/mavan28969
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25. Gerrymandering. -u/Kalle579
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