25 Cases of Celebrating Too Early

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3. Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The “Success” Of Their Windows Phone

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10. Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag ‘I’ll Never Be Caught’ Is Jailed

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13. Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

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23. It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

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