25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

figgyPudding Published 04/20/2023

The Twitter account don't stick your dick in that is exactly what it sounds like: plenty of pictures of things you might want to put your penis into, but you definitely shouldn't. Ranging from things that just shouldn't have penises inside of them, like food products, to things that will chop your willy clean off, like machinery, please take the advice of this page and keep it in your pants.

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Leave Betty out of this!

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That's a smoothie mixer in case you weren't sure.

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"What are you doing Step F-35?"

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Nailing this isn't a good idea.

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Some things should just be kept private.

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It's just so enticing...

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Wrong kind of nut.

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That gap can close up quick.

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Should be stuffed, but with something else.

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You're telling me this isn't a fleshlight?

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That could get nasty.

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Whoops! Silly me!

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But you CAN stick your tongue in this one.

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Don't tell the anti-oral sex influencers!

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