25 Things That Can Instantly Ruin Your Day

1.

Thinking about your ex. Or having a dream about your ex.

2.

Dropping your grinder on the carpet.

3.

Having to poo right after getting out of the shower.

4.

My brain.

5.

A moose jumping in front of your car.

6.

A Jehovahs Witness coming to my door.

7.

Getting in the smallest amount of trouble with any of my teachers. I try to keep a "good student" reputation.

8.

Finding out you’re being cheated on.

9.

My father saying some stupid conspiracy theory political bullsh*t.

10.

Getting a paper cut on my tongue.

11.

Pimple on nose.

12.

My girl yelling as soon as she gets home.

13.

Waking up with a sore neck because I slept funny!

14.

Going to sit on the toilet and the seat is up

15.

Diarrhea

16.

Biting into a piece of bone in a meal that should be boneless. (Like a tuna sandwich or something.)

17.

Getting yelled at.

18.

Ding dong caught in the zipper

19.

Getting wet feet/socks/shoes and not being able to change for the whole day.

20.

Throwing up.

21.

Idiots not shutting the f*ck up.

22.

Stepping in dog sh*t. Especially if I didn't realize it until I got in the car.

23.

Gambling and losing on a fart.

24.

My girlfriend using zodiac properties as a defense for her toxicity.

25.

A migraine.