25 Things That Can Instantly Ruin Your Day

1. Thinking about your ex. Or having a dream about your ex.

2. Dropping your grinder on the carpet.

3. Having to poo right after getting out of the shower.

4. My brain.

5. A moose jumping in front of your car.

6. A Jehovahs Witness coming to my door.

7. Getting in the smallest amount of trouble with any of my teachers. I try to keep a "good student" reputation.

8. Finding out you’re being cheated on.

9. My father saying some stupid conspiracy theory political bullsh*t.

10. Getting a paper cut on my tongue.

11. Pimple on nose.

12. My girl yelling as soon as she gets home.

13. Waking up with a sore neck because I slept funny!

14. Going to sit on the toilet and the seat is up

15. Diarrhea

16. Biting into a piece of bone in a meal that should be boneless. (Like a tuna sandwich or something.)

17. Getting yelled at.

18. Ding dong caught in the zipper

19. Getting wet feet/socks/shoes and not being able to change for the whole day.

20. Throwing up.

21. Idiots not shutting the f*ck up.

22. Stepping in dog sh*t. Especially if I didn't realize it until I got in the car.

23. Gambling and losing on a fart.

24. My girlfriend using zodiac properties as a defense for her toxicity.

25. A migraine.