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25 Things A**holes Love to Say

We all know that one person who loves to be the a**hole. Here are some cliche phrases from r/AskReddit that you've probably heard every asshole say.

1.

'Trust me' Used almost as a filler even for trivial things. -u/MidoriHisui

2.

"Respect has to be earned." So your default approach with people is to treat them as if they are undeserving of respect? Cool. Cool cool cool. -u/AmnesiaLab

3.

“My Truth” -u/Ordinary-Reaction519

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4.

"Only god can judge me" -u/ArachWitch

5.

Do you know who I am??? -u/JedLeland

6.

asks you why something happened “Don’t give me excuses” -u/Throwaweigh40

7.

When you call someone out on their toxic behavior and they respond with... “That’s just the way I am.” -u/meispissed

8.

I'm an Alpha. Or anything related to it. -u/Ciellan

9.

"Don't you know that the customer's always right?" -u/irish_mutt

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10.

I'm brutally honest -u/MrBananaStorm

11.

“Just saying” (after saying something completely inappropriate, ignorant, or unintelligently giving their personal take on a controversial trend they know little to nothing about) -u/alcanreddit

12.

“It’s for your own good.” -u/MackeralSky

13.

"Because I can." After being asked "why?" -u/Bambooozaler

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14.

With all due respect...proceeds to be massively disrespectful -u/crunchevo2

15.

Can't you take a joke? -u/hyperdream

16.

"Nobody asked you." -u/_levelfield_

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17.

“I need to speak to your manager” -u/TheSchemingColorist

18.

Sorry, not sorry. -u/Pump_Up_The_Corduroy

19.

You tell them about something that you're going through and they reply with "I've been through worse." -u/Agent52real

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20.

“You should smile more” -u/ridayy

21.

“I can’t say that these days or I’ll have to go to HR!” (Laughs) -u/sappho-ire

22.

“I’m just kidding” -u/beanacounter2trucker

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23.

“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc., but…” -u/ChronoLegion2

24.

“Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign]” -u/Groundbreaking_Roll9

25.

You’re so sensitive -u/ThrowAway0ZACH

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