25 Reminders That Kids Are Like Tiny Drunk People

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A text I got from my 8 year old little sister.

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Regardless of how royal you are, you'll always throw tantrums at mom.

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Caught three boys carrying their mom’s tv across the parking lot of my place, “to play fortnight” at one of the other’s houses. I watched it get dropped, and tumble down a hill. The mom doesn’t know. They said they now have to buy her a new tv on Amazon for “$200.” Gave them $5 and wished them the best.

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My parent’s neighbor’s kid needed a ride home. Wayne is a big town, with many trees.

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Let my 7 yr old fill out his first grade memory book without supervision.

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My 11 year old son left this in Walmart for someone to find. I’ve got a real comedian on my hands here.