25 Real Companies With Unfortunate Yet Hilarious Names

1.

"penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire

2.

"Frying Nemo" - Monustor

3.

"Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt

4.

"BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs

5.

"There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12

6.

"Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist

7.

"Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken

8.

"The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski

9.

"A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina

10.

"I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok

11.

"Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach

12.

"Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter

13.

"The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88

14.

"Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22

15.

"They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto

16.

"In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal

17.

"Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree

18.

"I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey

19.

"Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik

20.

"Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut

21.

"Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy

22.

"Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex

23.

"Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange

24.

"Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008

25.

"I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420