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25 Traits That Scream Small D**k Energy

Over at r/AskReddit, we read about some the worst things that contribute to a bad personality. Don't be that guy.

1.

Consistently putting down others for no reason just to feel better about themselves -u/nonilpadre

2.

"As an Alpha male......." -u/OppH2040

3.

People who put the fake balls on the back of their car. -u/amusedbuch

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4.

Shouting at a cashier, barista, or employee of any establishment or profession for something that's not their fault. -u/GrimmRetails

5.

Dropping your monster condom for your magnum dong. -u/SafeLopsided3024

6.

Being legitimately unkind to other people for their looks or place in life or whatever. -u/glory_of_the_waffle

7.

Inability to leave people the f**k alone. -u/glory_of_the_waffle

8.

Calling a woman a slut for rejecting you. -u/Hescoveredinbutter

9.

Extreme jelousy. Controlling behavior. Superiority complex, which is almost always a direct result of an underlying inferiority complex. -u/V02D

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10.

Body shaming -u/shywalker21

11.

The guy who drives the ginormous monster truck complete with the playboy bunny sticker in the back window. -u/Linux4ever_Leo

12.

Excessive aggressiveness. -u/flowerworker

13.

Parking across 2 parking spots. -u/chrisredmond69

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14.

Being a pick me boy... E.g. "Oh you're leaving? Just like everyone one else" "Girls don't like me cos I'm a nice guy" “where’s my hug” etc. -u/Reddit_Whyyyyy

15.

Speeding up to prevent other cars pulling out of a junction. -u/CliffChicken

16.

Coal rolling diesel pickup trucks. -u/BrutalLooper

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17.

Using cheats in a multiplayer game. -u/MrRagtimeMoneybags

18.

Speeding down a quiet neighborhood in the middle of the night. -u/Blue_Wolf217

19.

Ragging on someone with a similar hobby because they’re not enjoying it “the right way” -u/Fish823543

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20.

When someone says did I ask after asking something. -u/GoldenRiddler

21.

Openly carrying a huge rifle into Starbucks while dressed head to toe in camo. -u/ForgottenSalad

22.

Girls that ask for heights on dating apps. -u/Vosje11

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23.

Mods banning people because they disagree with their opinions. -u/Sourgrapist

24.

Militant veganism -u/yolauskriff

25.

Internet trolling -u/CopingMyBest

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