25 Perfectly Legal Things That Make You Look Like a Psychopath

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Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

2.

One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog side ways and in the middle, like a sandwich. It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

3.

When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's long-distance and they look behind them and see you.

4.

Walking around in public with a glass of water from home

5.

Using both hands to put on Chapstick

6.

When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say “f*ck it” and take the other door instead.

7.

Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

8.

My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day. Used to creep me out, and I'm still unsure why he did it like that.

9.

Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

10.

Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

11.

Standing silently at night along a forest road.

12.

Working out in a suit

13.

Writing an s from the bottom up

14.

Flying a kite at night

15.

While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

16.

Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

17.

Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal

18.

Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

19.

Eating people meat. It’s not illegal in 49 states, but you can’t kill a person or desecrate a corpse. But you can buy human parts under research, and as long as you’re not buying organs for transplant, (highly illegal) you can serve it to others and even do it in front of the cops. Not that I would recommend that, but legally, you can. It’s apparently tasty, as one guy apparently turned his cut-off foot into tacos.

20.

Putting your shoes on before the pants.

21.

Having carpet in your kitchen

22.

Walking backward in public

23.

Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

24.

Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public

25.

Brushing your teeth in public