25 People Who Realized They Might Be Dating an Moron

1.

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

2.

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

3.

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

4.

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

5.

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

6.

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

7.

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

8.

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

9.

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?

10.

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

11.

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

12.

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

13.

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

14.

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

15.

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

16.

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

17.

My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

18.

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

19.

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

20.

Very Wholesome Intentions

21.

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

22.

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

23.

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

24.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me