25 Unlucky People and Their Exact Moment of Misfortune

1.

“Last one out for the weekend and I don’t have the key.”

2.

“Job was supposed to be done today. Co-worker bought and installed the wrong door. Guess who has to waste two hours to fix it tomorrow?”

3.

4.

“Tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone “cotton swab”. Guess who’s in urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?”

5.

“Some people tonight paid $40 to park on a grass lawn for a concert only to find afterwards a tree parked on their cars.”

6.

“Found this in the washing machine in my building.”

7.

“My car is on the other side of this group of assholes. Send help.”

8.

“Ate half of the bag before I actually looked at them.”

9.

“Well. My catalytic converter’s gone.”

10.

“Fried mushrooms for an omelette, realized I’m out of eggs.”

11.

“I need this for school. I don’t have the money for a new one.”

12.

“Got back to hotel after working 12hrs… to find that they bagged all our stuff into a trash bag and gave our (paid for) room away. Thanks, Choice Hotels.”

13.

14.

“I was trying to microwave milk.”

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16.

“What’s left of the chopping board I melted after preheating the oven. I’m tipsy so this is funny for now…”

17.

“Neighbor’s 12yo grandkid decided to sneak in the car and take a joyride. Freaked out, hit the gas, and crossed their lawn and mine to hit the front of my house.”

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19.

“My basement got a little wet.”

20.

“Fell asleep making some Mac n Cheese.”

21.

“Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter.”

22.

“I had a cleanser leak in my sink. A couple days later I came across this… don’t know where the spider is now, but I can only assume she’s angry and a superhero now.”

23.

“Mcdonalds left a label in my burger.”

24.

“A moose broke through a window and entered a school in Saskatoon today.”

25.

“I found these little jerks while petting my dog today. Pretty sure there’s more.”