23 Movies That Would Be Ruined By Sex Scenes

1.

The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552

"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"

2.

12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle

6 gay couples with sexual frustration.

3.

Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow

Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.

Dad: 'say my name'

Mom: sudden realization Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!'

Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera.

4.

Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000

Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.

5.

Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong

"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"

6.

Cars -u/fecalmatter

I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since

7.

Minions -u/Vladioska

I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make

8.

King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry

They did the monster mash

9.

It. -u/Tendytakers

Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.

10.

Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518

It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie

11.

Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko

Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).

12.

127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac

His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.

13.

Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones

You’ve got a friend in me.

14.

Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5

Jabba the slut

15.

Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196

The title is perfect for a porno.

16.

Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949

I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.

17.

Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans

Too busy walking.

18.

Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh

Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.

19.

Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871

Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.

20.

Jaws -u/godca_grema

Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.

21.

Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright

The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.

22.

Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout

This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.

23.

Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463

We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?