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25 Dad Jokes That Are Excruciatingly Good

A good dad joke sits right at the intersection of borderline-criminal cringe and clever, pun-filled observation. It's a wholesome facepalm. A fatherly faux pa. A pun ala patriarch.

And, kind of like whatever happens to be in your fridge when you're blazed at 1AM, once you've started on a big bowl of dad jokes, you can't stop. So run along and enjoy this batch of painfully on-the-money dad jokes.

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If you like terrible dad jokes then this is the gallery for you. It only gets worse, so strap in and hold onto your cringe.

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Let's take a second to marvel at how great this snow statue is. Great joke, but this was made by the hands of a true artist.

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Okay Bishop.

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Math jokes should be punishable by life in prison.

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I see what you did there sir. Bravo.

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Now this is how you go shopping.

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Mothballs.

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This guys deserves a prize.

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The best joke ever invented and it's not even close.

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This is what fatherhood is like for those wondering.

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Dad's have a knack for coming up with absolute heat! Damn.

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Coles Law says if you don't bring food to the function, you ain't going to eat pumpkin.

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Wow now that's a commitment to a bit.

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