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25 Girl Facts from Guys Who’ve Been in a Relationship for a While

Knowing your partner is an extremely critical step in life. Especially if you're living together.

Thanks to the subreddit AskMen, we've collected a list of 25 things that experienced men have learned from their long relationships with women. Enjoy.

1.

“That birth control messes with their hormones a lot” -Commenticator

2.

“A good hug when “nothing” is wrong works wonders.” -Hawaii96795

3.

“COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING. Seriously, if there's an unanswered question, f**king mention it and get the answer. Neither men nor women are mind readers. So many things can be avoided by just talking with the other one in the relationship.

Always assume ignorance over malice. Chances are whatever happened is because of assumptions made and not because one was trying to actively hurt/annoy the other. The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.” -lurking_my_ass_off

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4.

“Make up is expensive as f**k.” -sheepboi13

5.

“Bobbypins are magical items that will materialize out of thin air.” -linksflame

6.

“Actually the most valuable thing I’ve learnt is be honest. If I’m going to the pub and know I’ll be back late, just be straight up and tell it like it is. Most girls like honesty (seems fairly obvious doesn’t it). The relationship I’m in now has been by far the best because I don’t try to play games which has got me into trouble in the past. Honesty and transparency. It’s the key.” -Troblem

7.

“They hate bras. That thing came flying as soon as the door closed behind her.” -Kooky-Experience-923

8.

“Until I actually lived with my partner it was hard to comprehend just how often a period comes, how long it lasts, and how much it can affect your day to day. What a pain in the a**. I do not envy the ladies.” -blahblahrasputan

9.

“You don’t have enough hangers.” -ShitbashGod

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10.

“That my hoodies are actually her hoodies.” -People_call_me_sir

11.

“An issue/argument is not a win lose situation every time. Take time to compromise and learn from each other instead.” -WHOWHATWHY_AZZ

12.

“She can snore like a freight train.” -Realitycheck-4u

13.

“They're floppy like cats. You pick em up and they're like bl000p.” -WildBilll33t

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14.

“Her hair somehow always ends up in between my butt crack. HOW?!” -carlangas91

15.

“My french fries are her french fries.” -spontaneous-potato

16.

“Daily sunscreen, lotion your whole body in the morning.” -Shepard_Wrex14

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17.

“That penetration without clitoral stimulation doesn't do the trick for a lot of women.” -Checkersmack

18.

“The amount of hair they shed is unreal... Not sure how they still have a full body of hair on their head after a week.” -Icy_Trip3780

19.

“You go through 4 times as much bathroom tissue.” -Scallywagstv2

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20.

“Don't be fooled by her constantly forgetting where her keys and phone and stuff are. She'll definitely remember what you said word-for-word on October 3rd, 2017 at 6:14PM.” -ten-oh-four

21.

“They shower with lava. At least thats what the water temperature felt like.” -Kooky-Experience-923

22.

“Sometimes you need to leave, like go outside and far away, so they can poop.” -StingrayRaider

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23.

“That morning routine ain't no joke.” -Nocturnalshadow

24.

“The statement “just do what you want “ no matter the tone, means you f**ked up” -Pumpnethyl

25.

“What might be a really small thing for me to give her (a gesture, compliment, smile, etc.) can mean a whole lot to her.” -heathos33

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