24 Fun Non-Sexual Things To Do While Naked

1.

Drinking nude is surprisingly fun but often leads to unplanned sex.

2.

Opening the door for Jehova's witnesses on a Sunday morning.

3.

Draw/paint on each other with washable mediums. Bonus points if your partner has freckles and lets you connect the dots...

4.

Play Twister

5.

Cuddle, duh.

6.

The GF and I play naked Beat Saber. It's super fun!

7.

Taking a sh*t. When you gotta do a big one, a real stomach churner, being naked helps focus. Those who do it understand what I'm on about

8.

Just thrust my crotch over and over and watch my wiener bounce up and down

9.

Put lotion all over your body and slide across the floor acting like a slug

10.

When I'm in the shower, sometimes I'll grab one of my boobs, make "pew pew" noises, and pretend it's a laser cannon.

11.

Check each other for lumps. Cancer is bad.

12.

Cut your own hair

13.

Lifting. It's real interesting to see how everything moves under your skin. I honestly didn't start getting comfortable with my body until I started lifting naked at home. You just get this greater certainty of what your body actually is, if that makes sense.

14.

Make photocopies of your butt.

15.

Sleep on satin sheets after a long hot bath!

16.

Relaxing in sauna

17.

Put on shoes to feel even more naked

18.

If you've just shaved your legs... get under your bed covers and rub your legs against the sheets....not sexual but super hard to explain if you're caught in the act.

19.

I’ve been naked in the rain at night once and it was absolutely wonderful.

20.

Laundry so I get absolutely all of my clothes washed. For one brief moment in time, all the laundry is done.

21.

Playing the banjo in your neighbor's yard

22.

I can kick my leg out in a way where my d**k rockets against my leg really hard and it sounds like someone snapping their fingers.

23.

I used to live in the woods growing up and I used to really enjoy walking around the woods naked. It was super thick woods not like hiking trails and stuff so I never saw anyone and I’m sure my parents would have been mad if they had caught me and thought I was a weirdo. It just felt right.

24.

Go out and get the mail. I want my neighbors to move. Lol.

25.

Cleaning your shower/bathtub. If you combine it with a shower you can scrub hard and not get all sweaty. Just use nontoxic cleaners like baking soda and vinegar